Friday, February 19, 2010

More than gum stuck underneath the desk

So don't get me wrong. I love picking my nose. But with Ouagadougou traffic being what it is...

Perhaps it's best to begin by explaining my daily transport. I ride a bike to work in the morning, then back home for lunch/nap time, back to work in the afternoon, and finally home again. It isn't a long distance. In all, it amounts to maybe 45 minutes on a bike each day.

More background: Each year, roughly between the end of November and the beginning of March (Wikipedia cited Enclopedia Britannica on that one), winds known as "Harmattan" carry Saharan sands across West Africa, out into the Atlantic Ocean, and occasionally even as far as North America. This can sometimes result in decreased visibility, reduced air qulity, etc. Now. Add to this another (generally more significant) effect: heavy traffic on unpaved roads. The air can become unpleasant to breathe. Many people in Ougagadougou who get around using bikes, motorcycles, or mopeds wear masks on the road to help filter the air they breathe. Often, the masks used weren't originally made to wear over your mouth; you might be surprised by how well the eye masks handed out on airplanes can work to keep the dust out. Usually, however, as a matter of personal preference (detailed risk assessment calculations proved too cumbersome for my patience), I bike maskless. Sometimes I think about the dust and exhaust fumes I'm inhaling on my way to work. It makes me fear for my lungs.

Fortunately, humans come ready-made with some basic methods of diminishing the amount of unwanted particles we inhale. I myself happen to have a marvelous quantity of nose hair. And in the spirit of trapping nasty little particles before they get to my lungs, I have made the decision to keep this nose hair covered with healthy quantities of snot.

It's been a sacrifice. Nose-picking was once a satisfying (if undervalued) part of my life. I recall the health-conscious days of the beginning of my term here, when I would always apply hand sanitizer before picking my nose. That period has given me a delicoius fruity aroma now associated with my nose-picking memories.

I put on hand sanitzer. I become suddenly keenly aware of what must be a gargantuan bugger lurking in my left nostril. Dare I hunt the beast?

My recent nasal reflections have made me increasingly aware of the nose-picking of others, and what you can learn from it. Picking your nose can signal comfort - a feeling of being at ease with the people, objects, and events surrounding you - it represents a lack of self-consciousness. Recently I was almost overcome with excitement when Alima - my host family's house help who lives with us and is (at least from my perspective) basically a part of the family - picked her nose while in face-to-face conversation with me. I took this as a clear sign of our friendship, true and steadfast.

But as meaningful as picking one's nose can be, with Ouagadougou traffic being what it is...

3 comments:

  1. I've learned that farting provides a similar measure of how comfortable people feel in your presence. On the other hand, it can also indicate disdain. Personally, I prefer to fart while in the presence of loved ones.

    A distinctive difference between picking your nose and farting is that you can do the latter while riding a bike in heavy traffic without the necessity of performing cumbersome risk assessment calculations.

    Are harmattans a daily occurrence?

    Dad

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  2. Oh man. When you get home and finally pick your nose, those are going to be some black boogers. Better them than your lungs, though.

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  3. I tend to fart whenever, wherever. (Sorry former roommates)

    Harmattan is a daily occurence. Sure. I guess you could say that. People talk about it in the same way they would talk about the rainy season. Harmattan referrs to the period of several months. Like the rainy season, there are specific days within this season that the weather event of that season actually happens. Some days during the rainy season, it rains. SOme days during harmattan, it dusts.

    I don't know how much to attribute to harmattan, but there is always a lot of dust around. If I was better at taking and posting pictures (as opposed to infinitely bad at doing so) I would show you all before and after pictures of things that I've left lying around my room for a couple of days or more. There's a window that's often open except for a screen. Dust enters. Dust settles. The before and after pictures wouldn't be white and off-white. They'd be white and orange.

    Heidi, the book I borrowed from you, Blindness, isn't as white as it used to be.

    Ooh! Fun fact: I flipped my pillow yesterday for the first time in a week. I'd forgotten that the sheets were supposed to be THAT color!

    Time to wash.

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